"You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal."

"You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States."

"You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy."

"You have to believe that it’s okay to give Federal workers off on Christmas Day but it’s not okay to say “Merry Christmas.” "

You have to believe you're entitled to retire after 20-years service, further guaranteed by your government workers service union contract, because you're a "public servant" while the private sector job market needs to work 45-years before retirement.