Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
18.Procrastinate Now!
19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20.A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
24.He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25.A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
26.Ham and eggs…A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
27.The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
28.The original point and click interface was a Smith & ...

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
18.Procrastinate Now!
19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20.A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
24.He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25.A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
26.Ham and eggs…A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
27.The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
28.The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
29. I smile because I don’t know what the hell is going on.