It's a 12-day miracle! Praise Obama & pass the Hopium


	It's a 12-day miracle! Praise Obama & pass the Hopium

jatfla

10-11-2009 1:31 PM

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jatfla says:

Quite humorous really.

"The president picked the Steelers in the Super Bowl. They won. He submitted an $885 billion stimulus plan to Congress. The money was printed. He nominated a tax cheat for secretary of the Treasury. The tax cheat was confirmed."

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