The way engineers think


	The way engineers think

willhelm

1-6-2009 10:36 PM

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1-6-2009 11:24 PM

BartendingBear

Ask an engineer what time it is and he'll tell you how to build a watch.

1-7-2009 10:55 AM

dellarae

lol - - - POP

1-11-2009 5:01 PM

lori763

Hi,

I went to the site and I had so many laughs - especially about the General Knowledge Quizzes ( I sent this to some of my grad school classmates).

I will bookmark this. Thanks.

1-11-2009 10:20 PM

Ilsadago1

had to send this to a engineer I know who plays golf....can't wait for his response!

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