Although Spain has legalized same-sex marriage a few years ago, their aging monarch has decided she doesn't consider what gays do as marriage. She says it should be called differently. She also says being gay is nothing to celebrate or to be proud of. As one might guess, the gay rights organizations in her country are pissed-off royally.

You know what Zasel? Gays and lesbians hold a gay parade every June in most major cities because they have a lot to be proud about. Music, entertainment, literature, sports and philosophers would be a lot poorer without gay contributions. The number of people living openly as gays and lesbians are growing rapidly and I am proud that gays have the courage not to hide in the closet like they were once forced to.

Well, heterosexuals should also be allowed to have a parade...

...if there's a time where heterosexuality is a sin, illegal, and punishable by death.