21 Funny Signs..er...etc etc etc (!)


	21 Funny Signs..er...etc etc etc (!)
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3-8-2008 3:15 PM
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7-13-2008 5:40 PM
janclip1300
LOL.. The "Read between the lines, get between my legs" advert made my day
. You have to love this woman.
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padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.aclevercookie.com/img/D57E05BC-5B2B-4CC9-BDF0-B90452E4A6E6" alt="Dirty Dick’s is the place for crabs" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/"><H2>Short and sweet</H2></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.aclevercookie.com/img/52B77342-2DB7-40F3-A64F-9287EEDD932E" alt="Trespass and die" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/"><H2>Also short, but not so sweet.</H2></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.aclevercookie.com/img/3F83E2A6-B3AB-4E8C-87B1-456DBEEAE777" alt="Old people’s stuff" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/"><H2>Read between the lines, get between my legs</H2></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.aclevercookie.com/img/812F9015-AADA-4F56-B48B-6629EA1A7DA4" alt="Clever clever" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/"><H2>In other words, don’t be an idiot…</H2></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.aclevercookie.com/img/28B56E88-EFFD-49C8-9FA3-87A7BC172EF2" alt="Ouch, now thats smarts" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/"><H2>Or you’ll end up in this cemetery, run by Nelson.</H2></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; 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padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/"><H2>Who let the dogs out?</H2></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.aclevercookie.com/img/E7B06CA8-A388-4953-8B1E-A82F138DF720" alt="A message to all dogs" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/"><H2>Read this one, and read it carefully.</H2></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; 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margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.aclevercookie.com/img/80AF7739-4489-43AF-B516-C8AD5629F36A" alt="Clear enough?" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/"><H2>Ever wanted to get rid of your kids?</H2></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.aclevercookie.com/img/F6B7773A-D366-468A-ACEA-EDD3E514DE1E" alt="Kids will be slaves" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/"><H2>She took half.  Help a brother out!</H2></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.aclevercookie.com/img/711E2852-DDA5-4F3A-B082-EA0673AA2742" alt="Gotta make that money back" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/"><H2>Nuclear war, no problem.  Cancer…</H2></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.aclevercookie.com/img/B5EB06A0-4448-4C82-9F6F-2F03256DD70D" alt="Cockroaches" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/"><H2>Ahh, the sensation</H2></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.aclevercookie.com/img/06E3B2E6-6767-48B2-A59C-6553B9D1CA6B" alt="Ahh the sensation" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/"><H2>You be Bush, I’ll be Cheney.</H2></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.aclevercookie.com/img/7D418D63-E964-40D9-A278-A6B7560DB1A0" alt="Bad decisions together" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/"><H2>Damn, so much for Sunday mass</H2></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.aclevercookie.com/img/4CA3DB03-C559-4AC9-B28D-814C664E15FC" alt="The church lets us down" /></div></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/5ADB2F7B-C31F-47C8-8985-7B9A9A56B630/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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