interesting

One of my favorite 'unusual' ones is "I told you I was sick".

And one I actually saw in my family's cemetery reads "No one's family, home, or property is safe as long as the Legislature is in session". I'm not lying; it cracked me up.

Very good clip CB.

@jafta - good one.

I remember one on a spinster's grave that went something like

Here lies (whoever), at three score and ten;
She giving to the worms what was meant for men.

Jatfla,

That is so funny. My friends know that is what I want on my tombstone and I came here to post it. You beat me