I would point out that this absurd rant is posted on the site of the Squirrel Defamation League. The author is clearly unbalanced, even for a biped, his or her pen name is 'Mad Seamus'. I think a selection of his or her derangement will alert any literate reader to the wisdom of carefully considering the sources and psychological profiles of these sad mischief stirrers:

"Let me tell you something. Believe it or not, I'm a pacifist and all that. I belong to the St. Francis of Assisi School of Kindness to Animals. I wouldn't shoot the most dangerous deer or the grousiest grouse or whatever. I'm a card-carrying member of the Don't Swat a Fly If You Can Shoo Him Away First Society. But as I've ...

I would point out that this absurd rant is posted on the site of the Squirrel Defamation League. The author is clearly unbalanced, even for a biped, his or her pen name is 'Mad Seamus'. I think a selection of his or her derangement will alert any literate reader to the wisdom of carefully considering the sources and psychological profiles of these sad mischief stirrers:

"Let me tell you something. Believe it or not, I'm a pacifist and all that. I belong to the St. Francis of Assisi School of Kindness to Animals. I wouldn't shoot the most dangerous deer or the grousiest grouse or whatever. I'm a card-carrying member of the Don't Swat a Fly If You Can Shoo Him Away First Society. But as I've related here, I've learned to draw the line at the demon monster squirrels. They made me do it. They brought out an animalism in me that no other animal ever could. Like Flip Wilson used to say, "The devil made me do it!" But in this instance the devil's got a fuzzy furry tail."

Squirrels Break into Truck and Cause $700 in Damages NEW!
All over the world squirrels are causing harm and destruction to private property. This is a very short story about a squirrel or group of squirrels that built a condo under the hood of a man's truck and caused $700 of damages in the process, proving once again that squirrels are evil pests. Proof, once again, that squirrels are employing hateful, brazen tactics against innocent human beings.

Psychotic Squirrel Attacks Biker
This is a story about an innocent biker who gets relentlessly and repeatedly attacked by a crazed bushy tail. The offending squirrel even manages to get a few licks in with a police officer at the end of the st...

Squirrels Break into Truck and Cause $700 in Damages NEW!
All over the world squirrels are causing harm and destruction to private property. This is a very short story about a squirrel or group of squirrels that built a condo under the hood of a man's truck and caused $700 of damages in the process, proving once again that squirrels are evil pests. Proof, once again, that squirrels are employing hateful, brazen tactics against innocent human beings.

Psychotic Squirrel Attacks Biker
This is a story about an innocent biker who gets relentlessly and repeatedly attacked by a crazed bushy tail. The offending squirrel even manages to get a few licks in with a police officer at the end of the story!

Mischievous Squirrel Caught in the Act! GReddy:1 Squirrel:0
A squirrel terror gets caught in the act and then frightened from the scene of the crime by the rumble of a GReddy Evolution exhaust!

Squirrel related outage at official G4 Tech TV website
This screenshot was taken August 27th, 2004. (It will open in a new browser window) Believe us, G4, we know how squirrels are!

Power outage caused by squirrel
It wasn't the first time either! One squirrel ruining so many people's day!

Granddad guns down terror squirrel
He got what was coming. I'd love to have a beer with granddad. Go granddad go!!!

A close call!!!
Watch this video - you can see the squirrel contemplating a brutal attack. The manner in which it's tail twitches is a threatening gesture.

Crazed squirrel attacks hunter
They attack people with guns! Brazen bastards.