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	Calculating how much money you are making while pooping

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3-11-2007 10:50 AM

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(Yearly Salary / Workdays in a Year) = <I>x</I>
(<I>x</I> / Work Hours in a Day) = <I>y</I>
(<I>y</I> / 60) = <I>z</I>
(<I>z</I> * Minutes Spent Pooping) = <I>answer</I>
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For example, if you make $55,000 a year, work every day except weekends, and spent 20 minutes pooping:
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(55,000 / 261) = 210.73
(210.73 / 8)   = 26.34
(26.34  / 60)  = 0.44
(0.44   * 20)  = $8.80
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</P><P>Easy, huh?</P><DIV id="belowwriteup__972741"></DIV>
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