All that I can say is..... Unbelievable. If she really did have a VALID medical condition, it would have kept her out of jail in the first place. So much for ".. and justice for all" on an equal level. The perks of the "aristocracy"...

If Paris were a young black male from the south side of Chicago, the jail sentence would have stood at the original sentence.

disclaimer: I am not a young black male from the south side of Chicago, nor am I a communist, marxist, or any other political "-ist". I'm just a "regular guy".

Medical reasons? What a joke.

let out of the house for 'work'? as in to go party and do exactly what it was that got her put in jail to start with?
now that is stupid

Lets not minimize the importance of the work she does. Parties, gossip magazines, alcohol consumption and reality television are all critical parts of the united states economy. With Paris in jail, these sources of revenue can be expected to fall by a minimum of 5%, thus causing the U.S. economy to falter into recession and likely result in an even wider trade gap with China. Paris just had to be released to save the economy!!

*pop* for egoldstein's comment!!!!

Another *pop* for Eric's wit.

...Right...

But lest we appear to be without compassion it is well to note that diarrhea of the mouth is a serious ailment.

EricG and Socratoad are both fighting for the title "King of witty remarks"

I expected this. She will pay the price one day though.

or for monetary reason?