The days of your deviltry are numbered, well-dressed running-dog lackey of gangster insurance plutocrats! You and your $250 suit are now entered into our monitoring data base!

In addition to reporting suspected health care blogoteurs, it is important to remind your fellow citizens to practice "safe surfing" when looking for health care reform information. Links to approved, citizen-driven, spontaneous grassroots websites can be found at Organizing for America, Health Care for America Now!, and ACORN. Until further notice, all other health care opinions are considered hostile disinformation from highly coordinated state enemies!

In Your Home Sector


Rooting out the deceptive web of anti-health propagandists must not only take place at our town halls and on line. If we are to defeat the forces of reaction, we must expose and isolate these sinister elements in all local sectors.

Be alert and report all telltale signs of membership in secret Republican cabals: elite extremist plutocrats…

All are potential dangerous, so report first and do not try to confront. Most of all, keep you eyes alert for the most diabolical cabal standing in the way of our great push forward for your health!

That is all, citizen! Remain steadfast in your grassroots vigilance, and a healthy tomorrow will be yours!

By Linda Douglass
Deputy Assistant Under-Minister of Truth
White House Health Care Task Force

It seems the Obama train has ran off the tracks, the stupidity coming out of the WH, attacking citizens for not bowing down to him.
ACORN = OK
CITIZENS = MOB

What idiots!

We shall worship at the altar of the Community Organizer-in-Chief or we will be detained and shipped off to a re-education center!

I'll take the re-education center, that way I'm sure to be with friends.

Iowahawk cracks me up....thanks for posting.

haha I read the entire piece...he is hilarious.....I wish I could write like that!

Iowahawk is genius. I only regret not being able to clip the entire piece. This is classic:

Behold the face of infiltrators and saboteurs, citizen! Look at the surly anti-American anger and carefully practiced dishevelment. Note that their signs are scrawled, fiendishly tricking cameramen into closeups. All are expertly handmade, an expensive graphic design luxury only affordable to their puppet masters in the drug and insurance cartels. Note these mobs are so well paid for their agitation that they actually arrived in their own cars and expensive non-matching t-shirts. Fishy? You bet! Report them at once!

I notice he's a classic car and "hot-rod" buff. But, yeah, he's one of a kind.