Replace diet coke with dr. pepper, wu tang with usher, and marc jacobs with bacon, and you have my brain most of the time.

i like you.

My pink area would consume the yellow, swap the green for the aqua and we're all set.

kristenjo did you see bacon's new line of hats for fall? They're must haves.

omg yes.

HA! What is Wu Tang and why does it have so much of my brain?

Wolf, me too!

Anon you had your chance with me but took it away. Now you'll have to live with your decision.

LOL. Anon, Wu Tang.

Wolf, I was trying to be tasteful by not just saying make all but the bacon part pink (believe me, I thought it). Thanks for bringin' it down a notch, geez...

Thanks, Eric

I can confirm for ya'll right now that Wu Tang has 0% of my brain! All the more room for the lovely sex, then so!

Wolf, I'll entice you back yet!

Wolf, I was trying to be tastyl

Sadly, I can niether deny nor verify this statement.... YET.

Anon, at the rate Kris is going, you have no competition. That is of course provided I am worthy the honor of your attentions.

Hey, I lightened up today! Besides, I'm just bitter you haven't emailed me back in weeks.

Anon, at the rate Kris is going, you have no competition. That is of course provided I am worthy the honor of your attentions.

Oh that criteria changes from day to day!

Sorry sweetstuff I've been derelict on all of my email chores. You'd think I'd at least make sure to get to you.

Yeah fo real! At least now you'll know what it means when I'm extra mean.

HEY! How come no one emails me!!!

I'm going off to cry now!

hey Anon...dont cry...ill mail ya...drop me a line first so I know your id

My email is on my profile, Deepti.

No one emails me...it was a....joke! Yeah, a joke. I certainly don't get emails from Jason, either...

I don't believe you!

OK so I'm a bad liar. Far too honest. Thus "VERITAS" tattooed inside my lip.

Kristen's telling the truth...I don't email her anymore. I don't know if I can associate with such a trouble-maker anymore...

I stopped emailing her cuz she stopped sending me Paypals to make it worth my while.

And to think I was putting up with it for free all this time...

Ooohhh, so you're the "freebie" she referred to!

um, who is marc jacobs?

Guys, I'm hurt. I wondered why both of you had started ignoring me. Now I see you just don't like me...

chloetoo, www.marcjacobs.com.

Kris.... I love you immensely and you damn well know it!! I just love you a little bit more when you keep up with your payments.

Whateva.

Now, you've gone and made her sad, Wolf. If you want to cry on my shoulder while eating ice cream and watching 80s movies, I'm here for you, Kristen.

If you want to cry on my shoulder while eating ice cream and watching 80s movies, I'm here for you, Kristen.

I see.... It's the ole, "get the other guy to upset her so I can move in like some Casanova" trick. Sure, get me to dis her and then play the "sensitive, understanding friend with ice cream and wussy movies" role to get closer to her.

Kris baby, don't listen to him. He's a bad man. Remember it has been you and I from day one. He just wants you because he suddenly got lonely. He'll use you and toss you aside like yesterdays Depends. I'll be there for you always though.

OK, first of all, not all 80s movies are wussy, Wolf. I don't really like wussy movies in general. Of all the movies I own, none of them are wussy, and I watched Reservoir Dogs earlier--not wussy.

B) That's sweet, Jason, maybe I'll take you up on it after I kick Wolf's ass.

3) It's tough love, Wolf, you know that. The ass-kicking would be hell, but it's all sugar and spice after you apologize.

All I can say is that it's a good thing I am head over heels for you Kris or I'd take offense to what you said up there.

Why, what ever are you talking about, Wolf, dear? *innocent smile*