Cracked Magazine's 25 Historical Events (As Depicted by 5 Year Olds)


	Cracked Magazine's 25 Historical Events (As Depicted by 5 Year Olds)
revenantdm
7-10-2008 1:43 PM
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history, humor, e-zine, magazine, cracked, photoshop, children, satire, funny
revenantdm says:
OK, I am dating myself here but I remember Cracked Magazine as well as Mad, Crazy, Car-toons, and Plop from when I was a kid. Eventually all that was left on the magazine racks were Mad. I never even thought they may have switched to an online E-Zine or that they would be open to subscriber participation!
Personally, I always thought Cracked was better than Mad any day!
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7-10-2008 7:09 PM
merrie
very cool clip, revenantdm
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With this in mind, we asked you to depict some of history's most significant events, as they would be drawn by a five year-old child. We offered $50 to the winner, and the prize-winning entry is below. But first, the runners-up:
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