Ways to Survive Motherhood


	Ways to Survive Motherhood

tinker012181

5-11-2009 8:23 PM

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tinker012181 says:

I read these and was laughing so hard...sometimes it is just hard being a mom, especially a stay at home mom..these are great survival tips!

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5-12-2009 12:00 AM

tanyamm

Great ideas from great moms. Some of them though, well I say mom you're a meaniac.

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