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	Why God Made Moms

disenchantedcitizen

10-5-2009 9:05 AM

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disenchantedcitizen says:

You gotta love children's logic.

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10-5-2009 11:40 AM

wiganfootie

My daughters just been teaching my 2year old granddaughter all our names,Aunties Uncles ,grandparents,she rhymed us all of then she said to her WHATS MY NAME,,, MUM !!she said it was so funny

10-5-2009 11:43 AM

bignosemousie

Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.

So true!

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