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Bitch stealing gay bitch upsets gay bitch in Ft. Lauderdale
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Lauderdale</H1></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i58554">FT. LAUDERDALE, FL (ABSNN) - Hudson Hayward Hemingway, a 4-month-old Chihuahua puppy, was dog napped from a Wilton Manors gay bar sometime in July according to the Broward State Attorney's Office.</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i58554"><DIV id="articleimageinner"> <IMG height="127" border="0" width="190" alt="image for Bitch stealing gay bitch upsets gay bitch in Ft. Lauderdale" src="http://www.thespoof.com/sitepics/pdi/10807-4120dogs.jpg" /> Two homosexual dogs await word on missing gay bitch outside Broward County Courthouse </DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i58554">The dog's owner, Brian Dortort (why are so many gay guys named Brian?), claims he allowed a man with a Britney Spears tattoo to hold the dog at a birthday party, and then the man absconded with his pet. He has been searching for both for weeks now.</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i58554"><DIV>"I identified the bitch that stole my bitch," the 48-year-old Dortort <STRONG>did not say</STRONG> to ABSNN.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i58554"><DIV>However, the Broward County State's Attorney has yet to decide whether to press charges against the unidentified bitch stealing bitch.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i58554"><DIV>The missing dog was last seen inside a faggy pet bag, and was wearing "pink earrings," Dortort said Thursday.</DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;"> </td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/55F150BC-26E4-4DAE-93E0-245D826AF956/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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