You Have 2 Cows...


	You Have 2 Cows...

CrazyRedHead

6-4-2007 10:53 PM

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6-4-2007 10:56 PM

skwirlinator

I clipped this a while ago- nice choice!

6-5-2007 1:46 AM

The REAL Napster

hehe. Moo.

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              have two cows. Your neighbor hits you over the head with a brick,
              steals your cows, then shoots them for fun. You later discover
              that he is a Nazi.</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.oddee.com/item_59592.aspx"><STRONG><FONT size="2">BUREAUCRACY:</FONT></STRONG> <FONT size="2"> You
              have two cows. To register them, you fill in 17 forms in
              triplicate and don't have time to milk them.</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.oddee.com/item_59592.aspx"><STRONG><FONT size="2">BUREAUCRACY -- EUROPEAN
              UNION:</FONT></STRONG> <FONT size="2"> You have two cows. The EU loses one cow, milks the
              other and then spills the milk.</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.oddee.com/item_59592.aspx"><P><FONT><STRONG><FONT size="2">CAPITALISM -- AMERICAN:</FONT></STRONG>
              <FONT size="2">
You have two cows. You sell one of them, and buy a bull. The cow
              and bull have a great love life; you sell the movie rights to
              Hollywood. Then you go into real estate.</FONT></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.oddee.com/item_59592.aspx"><P><FONT><STRONG><FONT size="2">COMMUNISM -- CUBAN:</FONT></STRONG>
              <FONT size="2">
              You no longer have any cows. They sailed to Miami. You still have
              no milk - but you do have Fidel.</FONT></FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.oddee.com/item_59592.aspx"><STRONG><FONT size="2">DEMOCRACY:</FONT></STRONG> <FONT size="2"> You
              have two cows. A vote is held, and the cows win.</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.oddee.com/item_59592.aspx"><FONT size="2"><STRONG>FRISBEETARIANISM:</STRONG>
              You have two cows. One of them flies up on the roof and gets
              stuck. You hope the government provides cow ladders.</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.oddee.com/item_59592.aspx"><STRONG><FONT size="2">LIBERTARIANISM:</FONT></STRONG>
              <FONT size="2">
              You have two cows. You let them do what they want.</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.oddee.com/item_59592.aspx"><STRONG>POLITICAL
              CORRECTNESSISM</STRONG></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.oddee.com/item_59592.aspx"><FONT size="2">QATARISM:</FONT></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/5570A434-DE42-4081-B134-CB38E226944A/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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