<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/76fa2229-b756-4205-81ab-af27537ba369/555091CB-5863-4A7E-A7A2-E981589167FA/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://bl120w.blu120.mail.live.com/mail/ReadMessageLight.aspx?Aux=4%7c0%7c8CA658F94CF0560%7c&FolderID=c451d6ad-31c2-45eb-81c0-8c8917f24995&InboxSortAscending=False&InboxSortBy=Date&ReadMessageId=d942f594-47d8-44cd-8fcc-e974de811eee&n=2074061495" href="http://bl120w.blu120.mail.live.com/mail/ReadMessageLight.aspx?Aux=4%7c0%7c8CA658F94CF0560%7c&FolderID=c451d6ad-31c2-45eb-81c0-8c8917f24995&InboxSortAscending=False&InboxSortBy=Date&ReadMessageId=d942f594-47d8-44cd-8fcc-e974de811eee&n=2074061495" style="font-size: 11px;">bl120w.blu120.mail.live.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bl120w.blu120.mail.live.com/mail/ReadMessageLight.aspx?Aux=4%7c0%7c8CA658F94CF0560%7c&FolderID=c451d6ad-31c2-45eb-81c0-8c8917f24995&InboxSortAscending=False&InboxSortBy=Date&ReadMessageId=d942f594-47d8-44cd-8fcc-e974de811eee&n=2074061495"><DIV>1. 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Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bl120w.blu120.mail.live.com/mail/ReadMessageLight.aspx?Aux=4%7c0%7c8CA658F94CF0560%7c&FolderID=c451d6ad-31c2-45eb-81c0-8c8917f24995&InboxSortAscending=False&InboxSortBy=Date&ReadMessageId=d942f594-47d8-44cd-8fcc-e974de811eee&n=2074061495"><DIV>3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,<BR />" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bl120w.blu120.mail.live.com/mail/ReadMessageLight.aspx?Aux=4%7c0%7c8CA658F94CF0560%7c&FolderID=c451d6ad-31c2-45eb-81c0-8c8917f24995&InboxSortAscending=False&InboxSortBy=Date&ReadMessageId=d942f594-47d8-44cd-8fcc-e974de811eee&n=2074061495"><DIV>4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bl120w.blu120.mail.live.com/mail/ReadMessageLight.aspx?Aux=4%7c0%7c8CA658F94CF0560%7c&FolderID=c451d6ad-31c2-45eb-81c0-8c8917f24995&InboxSortAscending=False&InboxSortBy=Date&ReadMessageId=d942f594-47d8-44cd-8fcc-e974de811eee&n=2074061495"><DIV>5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bl120w.blu120.mail.live.com/mail/ReadMessageLight.aspx?Aux=4%7c0%7c8CA658F94CF0560%7c&FolderID=c451d6ad-31c2-45eb-81c0-8c8917f24995&InboxSortAscending=False&InboxSortBy=Date&ReadMessageId=d942f594-47d8-44cd-8fcc-e974de811eee&n=2074061495"><DIV>6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bl120w.blu120.mail.live.com/mail/ReadMessageLight.aspx?Aux=4%7c0%7c8CA658F94CF0560%7c&FolderID=c451d6ad-31c2-45eb-81c0-8c8917f24995&InboxSortAscending=False&InboxSortBy=Date&ReadMessageId=d942f594-47d8-44cd-8fcc-e974de811eee&n=2074061495"><DIV>7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,<BR />"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bl120w.blu120.mail.live.com/mail/ReadMessageLight.aspx?Aux=4%7c0%7c8CA658F94CF0560%7c&FolderID=c451d6ad-31c2-45eb-81c0-8c8917f24995&InboxSortAscending=False&InboxSortBy=Date&ReadMessageId=d942f594-47d8-44cd-8fcc-e974de811eee&n=2074061495"><DIV>8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://bl120w.blu120.mail.live.com/mail/ReadMessageLight.aspx?Aux=4%7c0%7c8CA658F94CF0560%7c&FolderID=c451d6ad-31c2-45eb-81c0-8c8917f24995&InboxSortAscending=False&InboxSortBy=Date&ReadMessageId=d942f594-47d8-44cd-8fcc-e974de811eee&n=2074061495"><DIV>9. 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