I was about to Clip something utterly stupid that one of our newly seated SC Representatives came up with and I decided to Google "a clever way to call someone STUPID."

I did not just want to write "that's the stupidest thing I have ever heard of." The old me would have, but in my old age, I am trying to work on my sharp tongue. It's just not nice.

If you will excuse the title of the article, I think a lot of these expression are quite good. I did not count all of them to see if there really were 100, but there are a ton of real gems here.

I found the one I want to use in my political article, "Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent."

I better hush now, "my mouth is getting too big for my muzzle."