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8-21-2007 10:44 PM

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/551fa512-fd65-4810-b8f7-f3f2d87e21d9/5537F34C-4BDD-4C5A-BD24-B17513E9DB16/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.mil-millington.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/things.html" href="http://www.mil-millington.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/things.html" style="font-size: 11px;">www.mil-millington.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mil-millington.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/things.html">jack-knifes 
            from argument to argument, jigs direction randomly and erratically 
            like a shoal of Argument Fish being followed by a Truth Shark. It's 
            fearsomely difficult to land a blow because by the time you've let 
            fly with the logic she's not there anymore.</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mil-millington.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/things.html">
            I bought a mobile phone the other day. Yes, I'm aware that this revokes 
            my human rights</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mil-millington.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/things.html">oh, pale, 
            waltzing Lord, the wind chimes</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mil-millington.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/things.html">Maybe you can get through to him,' she's saying, 'Because 
            you know how the asinine mind works.'</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mil-millington.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/things.html"><DIV>
            Words will be exchanged.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mil-millington.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/things.html">This is what I have to do to get into trouble: stand 
            there.</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mil-millington.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/things.html">Ah-ha! She's a hologram generated by an invading alien 
            race - I <I>knew</I> it.'</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mil-millington.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/things.html">
              That night, I slept under the children's bed. </blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.mil-millington.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/things.html">Apologies if 
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