Stephen Colbert - A Joke


	Stephen Colbert - A Joke

Socratoad

7-5-2008 12:37 PM

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Socratoad says:

Well maybe not.

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7-5-2008 3:54 PM

kkcapricorn

The court is laying down on the job

7-6-2008 2:30 AM

mugofcoffee

Killing the Constitution is the president's job...popped just for this sentence.

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