"True (DarwinAwards-) Story"


	"True (DarwinAwards-) Story"

KristinaDanielsson

1-11-2009 4:06 PM

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KristinaDanielsson says:

Funny story about a drunk who drowns in his Kitchen Sink.

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Apparently the out-of-work Austrian had returned home after a night of drinking and drugs. He decided to slip in through the kitchen window. The window was fixed at the base and tilted out, giving him just enough room to squeeze his head through as far as the sink before he got stuck. While flailing around trying to escape, he turned on the hot water tap.
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