Osama confesses: I'm Prince Michael Jackson's father


	Osama confesses: I'm Prince Michael Jackson's father

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11-6-2009 3:23 PM

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osama confesses: i'm prince michael jackson's fath

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A Jackson connection refused to comment on the recording except to say that "it was good to hear from old Binsy".

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