Joe "You Lie" Wilson Says "I'm No Racist: I'm Black."


	Joe "You Lie" Wilson Says "I'm No Racist: I'm Black."

foxyarse

9-19-2009 1:57 PM

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joe, "you, lie", wilson, says, "i'm, no, racist:, i'm, black."

foxyarse says:

Wilson was last seen polishing shoes...and knobs.

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