Real facts of health and fitness


	Real facts of health and fitness

Brimstone

5-15-2008 5:52 AM

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health, humour

Brimstone says:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - strawberries in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming “ WOO HOO! What a Ride!"

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5-15-2008 8:26 AM

michellezm

5-15-2008 8:26 AM

michellezm

I'm following all the advice!

5-15-2008 8:31 AM

skwirlinator

I'll take a cup of dehealthanated fitness please.

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