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	Bar Jokes

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12-31-2008 3:42 AM

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Bar Jokes

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These are definitely jokes that deserve a shot or two. Everything that’s funny always seems to happen at a bar. Bar jokes are the staple of a decent joke site, so we made sure we did the best darn job of them we could. There’s nothing better than a good bar joke and the antics of their drunken patrons.

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<P><FONT face=Arial>A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and 
orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks 
inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double 
martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and 
orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, 
buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you 
look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, 
"I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's 
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