So an always correct, irrefutable, preening popinjay makes an agenda driven claim that is obviously inaccurate on several levels.

First, Indiana, is a conservative craphole (word selection determined by original clipper).

Secondly, you certainly can make your first time ever initial application for unemployment benefits by phone in Massachusetts, and online in Illinois.

I contacted both offices and was very specific in determining if I could file a first time ever initial unemployment benefit claim by the means "his royal jack***" claimed could not be done.

I was assured that you most certainly could by a very helpful lady in Massachusetts, and a very helpful gentleman in Illinois.

The gentleman from Illinois kept repeating "thousands and thousands and thousands" of people have filed their first time initial application for unemployment benefits online in Illinois.

So I will leave it to his Royal Imminence Scatmaster to prove conservative Indiana is not a craphole.

Normally, I would just make a comment on the clipper's clip but since I am being blocked I will use this method that was mastered by the original clipper.

My dedication to said clipper.