Physicist joke, smart and funny


	Physicist joke, smart and funny

bignosemousie

4-3-2009 9:44 AM

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bignosemousie says:

From The Big Bang Theory. I love this show.

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4-3-2009 10:24 AM

tanyamm

Good one!

4-3-2009 1:24 PM

wiganfootie

4-4-2009 2:22 AM

merrie

” well there are a lot of single beautiful woman come in here every day, so why don’t you buy an ice cream for one of them and they might fall in love with you”.

Why not buy an ice cream for each of them, and improve
the odds.

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