Things Every Net User Should Know


	Things Every Net User Should Know

CrazyRedHead

10-24-2007 11:35 AM

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10-24-2007 9:13 PM

The REAL Napster

Or you can actually do the legwork yourself and goto Snopes.com since they have 99% of the internet B.S. already listed for you.

10-26-2007 11:15 PM

alanocu

I quit going to Snopes ever since David Mikkelson started shutting down our clips. Sure he probably has every right to do it, but I have to be angry about something, right?

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If the latest NASA rocket disaster(s) DID contain 
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this information would reach the public via an AOL 
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If your CC: list is regularly longer than the actual 
content of your message, you' 
re probably going to Hell. 
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If you are one of those insufferable idiots who 
forwards anything  
that promises "something bad will happen 
if you don't," 
 then something bad will happen to you if I 
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