Okay, I didn't write this book. But if I were to write a book about bacon, it would surely look like this.

Yummy!

Heh, my wife doesn't like any other form of pork, but she loves bacon!

bnm, I bet you could write a bacon book too.

the picture is a work of art and I'm waiting for the release of your cookbook.

but she loves bacon!

Of course she does.