What sort of god would you be?


	What sort of god would you be?

JohnWaterman

2-18-2008 11:46 AM

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2-18-2008 3:14 PM

carrerinyes

I would be a dangerous Godess. Yep!

2-18-2008 3:44 PM

JohnWaterman

I think I'd model myself on Backlum-Chaam.

He sounds a bit likeme anyway

2-18-2008 3:48 PM

carrerinyes

Backlum-Chaam:
God of Male Sexuality and Masculine Horniness. Usually depicted with the relevant section of his anatomy standing to attention.

O Masculine One!

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