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	Man sues God, God responds

librarycat513

9-20-2007 10:33 PM

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librarycat513 says:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/09/20/suing.god.ap/index.html

For the full article. I can't help but chuckle at this guy's attempt to show what a sue happy society we live in and the fact that he got a response (no matter how divine or not in nature)

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9-20-2007 10:48 PM

skwirlinator

LOL

9-21-2007 12:25 AM

pokkets

Saw this after I did one, I couldn't help laughing at the photo of 'god.' Maybe they should ask him if he wants to be in a movie.

9-21-2007 12:32 AM

skwirlinator

"This one miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was here -- poof!" Friend said.

It seems to me that if this was true the paper would have been scooped up and sent to a science facility to be analyzed and sampled.
There is no mention of the results of a scientific test on the material.
I wonder if it was written in lambs blood on human skin?

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