Life is SH*T

"Sh1t may just be the most functional word in the English language.......
You can be s--t faced, s--t out of luck, or have s--t for brains. With a little effort you can get your s--t together, find a place for your s--t, s--t or get off the pot. You can smoke s--t, buy s--t, sell s--t, find s--t, forget s--t, and tell others to eat s--t and die. Some people know their s--t, while others can't tell s--t from shineola. There are lucky s--ts, dumb s--ts, crazy s--ts and sweet s--ts. There is bull s--t, horse s--t and chicken s--t. You can throw s--t, sling s--t, catch s--t or duck when s--t hits the fan. You can find yourself in deep s--t or happier than a pig in s--t. Some days are colder than...

"Sh1t may just be the most functional word in the English language.......
You can be s--t faced, s--t out of luck, or have s--t for brains. With a little effort you can get your s--t together, find a place for your s--t, s--t or get off the pot. You can smoke s--t, buy s--t, sell s--t, find s--t, forget s--t, and tell others to eat s--t and die. Some people know their s--t, while others can't tell s--t from shineola. There are lucky s--ts, dumb s--ts, crazy s--ts and sweet s--ts. There is bull s--t, horse s--t and chicken s--t. You can throw s--t, sling s--t, catch s--t or duck when s--t hits the fan. You can find yourself in deep s--t or happier than a pig in s--t. Some days are colder than s--t, some days are hotter than s--t and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like s--t, things can look like s--t and there are times that you feel like sh--t. You can have too much s--t, not enough s--t, the right s--t or the wrong s--t or a lot of weired s--t.You can carry s--t, be in a mountain of s--t or find youeself up s--ts creek withou a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to s--t and other times you fall into a bucket of s--t and come out smellin' like a rose. When you concider all the facts, s--t is the basis of all creation. And remember, once you know your s--t you don't need to know anything else.
"You can pass this along, if you give a s--t!"