None Dare Call it Art


	None Dare Call it Art

merrie

9-29-2009 3:33 AM

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iowahawk art exposition, satire, humor

merrie says:

When 40 months seem a heavy load
And every day makes your head explode
Read Ott and Steyn and Iowahawk
And Life won't feel like such a crock.
David Hussein Burge!
Mmmm -- mmmm -- mmmm

Thanks, DB, I'm proud as hell,
Of America -- just like Michelle!
We're finally rising from the pits
Cuz we elected YOU the King of Wits!
David Hussein Burge!
Mmmm -- mmmmm -- mmmm!

Is This for real?

A contest?

Panderhawk Oh, Iowahawk!
Who leaps into action when all the other blogsters just talk?
Iowahawk!
Who rushes in where angels fear to walk?
Iowahawk!
Who packs more irony than any other kid on the block?
Iowahawk!
Who causes the targets of his incisive satire, whether high or low, left or right, real or imaginary, to throw up their figuratively blood-stained hands and squawk?
Iowahawk!
Oh, Iowahawk,
Your intelligence compares favorably to sixties Star Trek character Spock!
Your masculine beauty is without any flaw or pock!

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9-29-2009 3:40 AM

merrie

I meant that line in a totally non-gay way, so don’t be in shock!
That kid who beat you up in middle school was just a stupid jock!
Oh, Iowahawk,
How would I spend the magnificent sum of $33.18? After buying a used rhyming dictionary I would probably buy a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon Bock.
Oh, and all the other entries in this contest are going to be comparatively just a giant crock.
Iowahawk!

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<BR />(On PURPOSE, no, not YOU, Miss Dowd).
<BR />David Hussein Burge!
<BR />Mmmm -- Mmmmm -- Mmmm
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<BR /> Hamms & Schlitz!
<BR />All are equal in His fist!
<BR />David Hussein Burge!
<BR />Mmmmm -- Mmmmm -- Mmm
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<BR />Sergant, Gates or ACORN thugs --
<BR />After DB calls them out?
<BR />Nothing left but sue or pout.
<BR />David Hussein Burge!
<BR />Mmmm -- mmmm -- mmm
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<BR />For BHO or Kim Il Jong
<BR />One more hit on that PC bong.
<BR /> OR -- join me in a DIFFERENT song!
<BR />David Hussein Burge!
<BR />Mmmm -- mmmm -- mmm
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