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	Cat Haiku

norasu79

5-28-2007 1:01 AM

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norasu79 says:

Funny and true if you've ever had a cat!

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That will sure show you.</FONT> 
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Yes, above my tail!</FONT> <FONT size="-1" face="Verdana">
Behold, elevator butt.</FONT> 
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Touch my tail, I shred your hand.</FONT> <FONT size="-1" face="Verdana">
New rule tomorrow.</FONT> 
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cat vomit hairball somewhere</FONT> <FONT size="-1" face="Verdana">
will find in morning.</FONT> 
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You cannot see me if I</FONT> <FONT size="-1" face="Verdana">
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Oh, poop! Help! I got outside!</FONT> <FONT size="-1" face="Verdana">
Let me back inside!</FONT> 
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My claws are not that sharp.</FONT> 
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