<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/8bed0fad-31c0-4b9e-8e0c-9d8079adf848/50471158-68F1-47C3-A110-333EA2E8F1A1/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://treebeard31.wordpress.com/2007/08/23/ponderisms-and-quotable-quips/" href="http://treebeard31.wordpress.com/2007/08/23/ponderisms-and-quotable-quips/" style="font-size: 11px;">treebeard31.wordpress.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://treebeard31.wordpress.com/2007/08/23/ponderisms-and-quotable-quips/"><P>I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://treebeard31.wordpress.com/2007/08/23/ponderisms-and-quotable-quips/"><P>The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://treebeard31.wordpress.com/2007/08/23/ponderisms-and-quotable-quips/"><P>Never take life seriously. 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