Some of them are fire crackers.

*LOL* I'm a red-neck and I've heard all these lines at family reunions.

If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole.

I kin re-late ta dis wun

Listen. If they didn't work, there wouldn't be so many rednecks. Why beat around the bush, when you have a shotgun ?

Have you seen a redneck wedding dress?

Neither did anyone else!

It's gunna be a three-hole night!

That was hysterical! Did anyone else hear Jeff Foxworthys voice as they read it.Good one.