The Old Man and The Beaver


	The Old Man and The Beaver

ofcapri

2-8-2008 11:26 AM

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hmmmm.........?

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4-11-2008 8:43 AM

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<DIV class="EC_MsoNormal"><FONT size="2" face="Arial" color="black"><SPAN>     A 110-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling.<BR />     "I've never felt better," he replies. I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant with my child.  What do you think about that?"<BR />     The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Let me tell you a story.  I know a guy who's an avid hunter.  He never misses a season but one day he's in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So, he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him.  He raises his umbrella, points it at the beaver, squeezes the handle, and BAM! the beaver drops dead in front of him."<BR />     That's impossible," said the old man in disbelief, "someone else must have shot that beaver!"<BR />     "Exactly", said the doctor. </SPAN></FONT></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/4F77AB11-480C-4804-AF42-FA8E3879C35A/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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