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10-10-2009 9:58 AM

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10-12-2009 12:09 PM

Steve Savage

The Agnostics Prayer:

Dear God, if there is a God,
Please save my Soul, if I have a Soul.

10-13-2009 8:51 AM

Jorjor

Another Agnostics' Prayer:

Dear God, please save me from your worshippers.

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