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behavioristgirl

10-12-2007 8:03 PM

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silly stories

behavioristgirl says:

This is from wimp.com. There are a LOT of funny stories like this on there

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/63e4b1b4-fd96-4bcd-9c09-440ac774e994/4EB234FE-B995-4E36-BB7C-648C1D3C7681/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.wimp.com/horse/" href="http://www.wimp.com/horse/" style="font-size: 11px;">www.wimp.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.wimp.com/horse/">A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or 
prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately 
springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the 
blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's 
mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the 
horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.The horse gallops 
along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail 
grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to 
safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now 
at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the 
ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere 
moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart 
greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse</blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/4EB234FE-B995-4E36-BB7C-648C1D3C7681/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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