Handy to know.

Handy' indeed. No doubt after that tidbit of information there's going to be a whole lot of guilt-free cancer-prevention activity going on.

lol Michelle

Good one Michelle!

Lolz Michelle

It’s strange that the comment list is not filled with euphemisms.
Well I’ll start: prevent cancer by shaking hands with the pope.

*giggles* that's terrific

"Tommy, what are you doing in there?"

"Saving my life, Mom, saving my life."

*wink*

"If these findings hold up, then it's perfectly reasonable that men should be encouraged to masturbate,"

Whatever. I'm absolutely totally gonna start a group called Prostate Cancer for God.

Oh grow up!
Hehe

As i am coming to grips with myself, my latest date: Rosey Palm and her five daughters dropped off a load right in my bed! A Dishonorable discharge ensued cos i only Fertilized the Lawn once, however, they praised me for getting in "touch with your manhood".
I said a man's gotta learn to "Iron some wrinkles" and "Shuck corn".
You deserve a high five they said..no i can settle for "Giving oneself a low-five" said I and with that i Uncorked the champagne.

Do men really need an excuse to play with themselves?

They don't, but having one doesn't hurt

Sorry! I seem to have clipped the same article without checking first.Goes to show you certain topics are just "grabbers"
Pardon the pun.

Q. What is the ultimate kind of rejection?
A. When you're masturbating, and your hand falls asleep.