Husbands are a Pain in The Ass Sometimes!


	Husbands are a Pain in The Ass Sometimes!
Hunnybun
6-25-2007 7:56 AM
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husbands, annoying
Hunnybun says:
She has more patience than i would have.....think Donkey in Shrek!
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/85d7fcd1-790f-4518-b38c-627259c29227/4E96D99F-9587-41C3-A38F-40A4CD6CDA2E/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://mommyofftherecord.blogspot.com/2007/06/elmo-may-very-well-ruin-my-marriage.html" href="http://mommyofftherecord.blogspot.com/2007/06/elmo-may-very-well-ruin-my-marriage.html" style="font-size: 11px;">mommyofftherecord.blogspot.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mommyofftherecord.blogspot.com/2007/06/elmo-may-very-well-ruin-my-marriage.html"><H3 class="post-title">
Elmo May Very Well Ruin My Marriage
</H3></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mommyofftherecord.blogspot.com/2007/06/elmo-may-very-well-ruin-my-marriage.html"><EM>Earlier this morning as we are getting ready for work.</EM></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mommyofftherecord.blogspot.com/2007/06/elmo-may-very-well-ruin-my-marriage.html"><DIV><STRONG>Husband (singing): </STRONG>La la, la la, la la la la Elmo’s World! La la, la la, la la la la Elmo’s World! </DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mommyofftherecord.blogspot.com/2007/06/elmo-may-very-well-ruin-my-marriage.html"><DIV><STRONG>Me:</STRONG> Can you please stop singing that? It’s really annoying.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mommyofftherecord.blogspot.com/2007/06/elmo-may-very-well-ruin-my-marriage.html"><DIV><A href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_1eoqVrYe-BU/RnnIMIImbdI/AAAAAAAAAEs/y9yl6qnGKH0/s1600-h/4266274849.jpg"><IMG border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5078310165504486866" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_1eoqVrYe-BU/RnnIMIImbdI/AAAAAAAAAEs/y9yl6qnGKH0/s320/4266274849.jpg" /></A><STRONG>Husband:</STRONG> Elmo loves his goldfish, his crayons too! That’s Elmo’s…</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mommyofftherecord.blogspot.com/2007/06/elmo-may-very-well-ruin-my-marriage.html"><DIV><STRONG>Me:</STRONG> I said STOP!</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mommyofftherecord.blogspot.com/2007/06/elmo-may-very-well-ruin-my-marriage.html"><DIV><STRONG>Husband:</STRONG> …..that’s Elmo’s WOOORRLLD!</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mommyofftherecord.blogspot.com/2007/06/elmo-may-very-well-ruin-my-marriage.html"><DIV><STRONG>Me:</STRONG> Do you WANT me to kill you? STOP!</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mommyofftherecord.blogspot.com/2007/06/elmo-may-very-well-ruin-my-marriage.html"><DIV><STRONG>Husband</STRONG> (humming Elmo’s World Theme Song): nu-nu-nunu, nu-nu-nunu nuh nuh nuh</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mommyofftherecord.blogspot.com/2007/06/elmo-may-very-well-ruin-my-marriage.html"><DIV><STRONG>Me:</STRONG> I don’t want you to HUM it either! I’m serious!!!</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mommyofftherecord.blogspot.com/2007/06/elmo-may-very-well-ruin-my-marriage.html"><DIV><STRONG>Husband:</STRONG> What? I’m just singing. Gosh.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mommyofftherecord.blogspot.com/2007/06/elmo-may-very-well-ruin-my-marriage.html"><EM>Pause</EM></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mommyofftherecord.blogspot.com/2007/06/elmo-may-very-well-ruin-my-marriage.html"><DIV><STRONG>Husband:</STRONG>  Elmo loves his goldfish….</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mommyofftherecord.blogspot.com/2007/06/elmo-may-very-well-ruin-my-marriage.html"><DIV><STRONG>Me:</STRONG> STOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mommyofftherecord.blogspot.com/2007/06/elmo-may-very-well-ruin-my-marriage.html"><DIV>*silence*</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mommyofftherecord.blogspot.com/2007/06/elmo-may-very-well-ruin-my-marriage.html"><DIV>*more silence*</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mommyofftherecord.blogspot.com/2007/06/elmo-may-very-well-ruin-my-marriage.html"><DIV><STRONG>Husband</STRONG> (whistling Elmo’s World Theme Song): fee fee fe fee, fee fee fe fee, fee fee fee! fee fee fe fee, fee fee fe fee, fee fee fee!</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://mommyofftherecord.blogspot.com/2007/06/elmo-may-very-well-ruin-my-marriage.html"><DIV>I swear this man <EM>lives</EM> to torture me. Who amongst you would blame me for killing him? Seriously.</DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/4E96D99F-9587-41C3-A38F-40A4CD6CDA2E/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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