<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/7c4c9a4c-620b-472a-8c0f-5bb34cb80295/4DF404B9-EE27-4D56-9912-8DCD60C10031/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.tom-phillips.info/joke/joke_bank.account.html" href="http://www.tom-phillips.info/joke/joke_bank.account.html" style="font-size: 11px;">www.tom-phillips.info</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.tom-phillips.info/joke/joke_bank.account.html"><SPAN>A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a damn checking account."<O:P></O:P></SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.tom-phillips.info/joke/joke_bank.account.html"><SPAN>To which the astonished woman replies, I beg your pardon, sir;<SPAN>  </SPAN>I must have misunderstood you.<SPAN>  </SPAN>What did you say?"<O:P></O:P></SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.tom-phillips.info/joke/joke_bank.account.html"><SPAN>"Listen up, damn it.<SPAN>  </SPAN>I said I want to open a damn checking account right now!"<O:P></O:P></SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.tom-phillips.info/joke/joke_bank.account.html"><SPAN>"I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank."<O:P></O:P></SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.tom-phillips.info/joke/joke_bank.account.html"><SPAN>So saying, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation.<O:P></O:P></SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.tom-phillips.info/joke/joke_bank.account.html"><SPAN>They both return and the manager asks the old geezer, "What seems to be the problem here?"<O:P></O:P></SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.tom-phillips.info/joke/joke_bank.account.html"><P class="MsoNormal"><SPAN>"There's no <SPAN class="SpellE">friggin</SPAN>’ problem, <SPAN class="SpellE">dammit</SPAN>!" the man says;<SPAN>  </SPAN>"I just won $50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!"<O:P></O:P></SPAN></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; 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