I guess we could say the offender is just a Christian Extermist

A Christian extremist named Cheney. Not surprising.

From the title I was anticipating a Darwin Awards story.

Did it work?

You can't make these sorts of things up! Well, you can, but it's far less interesting

Actually, its quite a common occurrance for psychosis in mental illness to manifest itself in bizarre religious thoughts.

debbyski - I think this is good insight into the true problem with GW Bush and Dick Cheney