Lesbian One-Night Stand Produces Adopted Baby


	Lesbian One-Night Stand Produces Adopted Baby

Liquid Dreams

9-3-2007 2:51 PM

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lesbian, adoption, fake gay news, satire, comedy

Liquid Dreams says:

Fake Gay News is hilarious. I absolutely adore this article. Poor Susan.

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