20 Great Mark Twain Quotes Pt 2 (7-14)


	20 Great Mark Twain Quotes Pt 2 (7-14)

revenantdm

7-17-2008 12:12 AM

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mark twain, quotes, quips, witticisms, social commentary, funny, americana

revenantdm says:

Yes, I had to paraphrase #14. I hope Mr. Clemens will forgive me.

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7-17-2008 1:11 AM

merrie

Yes, I had to paraphrase #14.

Seems fairly reasonable to me.

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