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	Fun with MS Word

sadunpererarules

9-30-2007 12:36 PM

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funny, waste, bored, cool, word, microsoft, pictures

sadunpererarules says:

Virus-free. Hilarious yet amazing document created by a person with TOO much time on their hands. Yet worth pooping. Check it out. Also check the page i clipped this from, so funny

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/b41c9f68-9095-4fff-8891-442cf7db0694/4B17194D-29B0-4904-9CC2-7A7FA24FB45F/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.allowe.com/Humor/FunWithWord.htm" href="http://www.allowe.com/Humor/FunWithWord.htm" style="font-size: 11px;">www.allowe.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.allowe.com/Humor/FunWithWord.htm"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD valign="top" height="266" colspan="2"><H1>Fun with Microsoft Word</H1>
			<H3>Instructions:</H3>
			<OL>
				<OL>
					<OL>
						<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> 
							<P>Download this document by <A  href="http://www.allowe.com/Humor/FunWithWord.doc" linkindex="87" set="yes">right-clicking 
								this link</A>. From the resulting right-click menu, 
								select "Save Target As...." and save it somewhere 
								on your hard disk. (If you click the link, IE will 
								open the file itself and make things difficult.)</p> </LI>
						<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> 
							<P>Open it in any version of Microsoft Word. (Don't 
								worry; it's virus-free.)</p> </LI>
						<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> 
							<P>Select the entire document. (I use Ctrl-a.)</p> </LI>
						<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> 
							<P>Change the font to "Courier New."</p> </LI>
						<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> 
							<P>Change the font size to "9."</p> </LI>
						<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> 
							<P>Change all the text to "bold."</p> </LI>
						<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> 
							<P>Align all the text "left."</p> </LI>
						<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> 
							<P>Click anywhere to cancel highlighting.</p> </LI>
						<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;"> 
							<P>Set zoom factor to "50%."</p> </LI>
						<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Enjoy!</LI>
					</OL>
				</OL>
			</OL>
			<P>Evidently, someone has too much free time.</p> </TD></tr></table></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/4B17194D-29B0-4904-9CC2-7A7FA24FB45F/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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