The cat kicker's punishment


	The cat kicker's punishment

Rashid Malik

10-6-2007 7:24 AM

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humor, jokes, kids jokes

Rashid Malik says:

Poor husband! His vital supplies have been suspended.

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10-6-2007 8:50 AM

tabsey

Almost subtle, Rashid.

10-6-2007 10:40 AM

Lifestar

Mwahahahahaha!!!!!

10-6-2007 12:23 PM

coconutshell

10-6-2007 12:45 PM

sahara

lol

10-18-2007 9:20 AM

hozeyzachary

i almost didnt get it. :+))))))

10-18-2007 9:34 AM

Rashid Malik

But you did figure it out in the end hozeyzachary, didn't you?

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