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	The Husband Store

behavioristgirl

11-11-2007 7:54 PM

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See the website for the rest of the story. . .

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/b334b7fa-92dd-45e2-b18c-92d63d010f12/4B09E51A-DDF6-4FA1-80A9-5A66FE41D725/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://phocks.org/stumble/husband-store.php" href="http://phocks.org/stumble/husband-store.php" style="font-size: 11px;">phocks.org</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://phocks.org/stumble/husband-store.php">A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.<BR>When 
women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the 
entrance</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://phocks.org/stumble/husband-store.php"><I>You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value 
of<BR>the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any 
item<BR>from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but 
you<BR>CANNOT go back down except to exit the building</I></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://phocks.org/stumble/husband-store.php">So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.<BR>The 1st floor sign 
on the door reads:<BR><I><B>Floor 1</B>: These men have jobs.</I><BR>The 2nd 
floor sign reads:<BR><I><B>Floor 2</B>: These men have Jobs and Love 
Kids.</I><BR>The 3rd floor sign reads:<BR><I><B>Floor 3</B>: These men have 
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Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with 
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