Chuck Norris gives his fine opinion on the craft of acting, in the form of his Huckabee endorsement. Apparently he acknowledges that his acting skills are on par with the likes of Mit Romney.

Actually I have to say, I agree: Romney and Hillary (the depressingly presumptive nominees) deliver their platforms from B-rated scripts from hackneyed writers with roughly the same native talent for acting as Mr. Norris. To make up for their lack of appeal, they kick around whoever is within easy reach.

If the shoe fits!

Norris has become something of an unofficial running mate for Huckabee, ever-present and indispensable.

The words "Chuck Norris" and "running mate" send shivers down my spine.

Can you imagine if the two guys in the picture above were actually in the process of discussing how to deal with the dificult socio-economic implications of Gazprom's new Russian muscle against Eastern European countries trying to establish relations with the west?

Or how best to salvage the Middle East peace process, stalled out and on the verge of collapse?

I wonder what they are saying...

Huckabee:
Well ya'know, I gotta say, these Gazprom guys are pretty tough cookies, and ya'll know I don't eat cookies any more...

Norris:
Why not send in an eliete team of Navy Seal Assassins?

Huckabee:
Chuck, you're hillarious! Keep'em coming, I'm loving it. But I say we just go ahead and make a constiutional amendment demanding that the EU buy ethanol from us instead of oil from Russia. It'll help the environment, right? And help American farms! I mean, Jesus was a fisherman, but I bet he would have been a corn farmer if he were born in Iowa!

Norris:
Yeah, oh I got another idea: we could send in an elite squad of special forces from the army and kick some ass...

Dude, just look at Chuck Norris! That's a classic cock-eyed look if I've ever seen one!

"Norris has made it known that he will do whatever is necessary to defend Huckabee"

This article is full of gems! Exactly what does that mean anyway? I mean, since we're talking about Chuck Norris here, I presume that by "he will do whatever is necessary" we mean killing people with his bare hands, right?

Duncan Hunter got the message! And got out while he still could!

I mean, since we're talking about Chuck Norris here, I presume that by "he will do whatever is necessary" we mean killing people with his bare hands, right?

That would make things so much more fun. Let us pray.